Category Archives: Silly Stuff, Old Sketches Et Al

“World Cup Frenzy” (2002)

(Excerpted from a longer script) C.H: That’s really funky, but now for some really exciting football news it’s off live to Japan to see how England are faring up in the run up to their world cup victory over some … Continue reading

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St Paul’s Epistle To The Evangelical Alliance In The Wake Of The UK House Of Commons Passing The Gay Marriage Bill

Well, basically guys, you’re fucked.

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Thoughts on Uganda by Rev. Simon Nice (Video idea)

“Well the other day I was just putting the finishing touches to my latest flower arranging rosta when my wife Chlamydia told me about a law going through the Ugandan parliament making repeated gay activity a capital offence, and proposing … Continue reading

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Before I Fell Out With Uncyclopedia……

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rabbi_burns My most substantial contribution to this website. Aside from the last few paragraphs. I added a substantial amount of material to the article “Endangered Species” on here which took the form of a free for all “World Wildlife Fund” … Continue reading

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The Parable Of The Good Samaritan

A man was walking through a town when he was set upon, beaten and left for dead by a gang of robbers. It came to pass that a Catholic Priest passed that way. He saw the man lying there but … Continue reading

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“The Messiah” by Gilbert and Sullivan (recovered excerpt) (c.1995)

Found recently among a pile of Arthur Sullivan’s papers, this brief fragment from a projected Oratorio is all that remains to tantalize music lovers everywhere. Having taken his disciples to a high place, Jesus reveals to them his real identity … Continue reading

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Meanwhile On Mount Sinai (Excerpt From Fuller, Sadly Lost Sketch c 1986)

Grams: Wind blowing. Slow footsteps almost staggering. Heavy breathing. Pause. Moses: Oh most holy and blessed Lord, thy servant awaits your will. Pause. Wind Blowing. Moses: Almighty God, thy servant Moses who thou hast summoned awaits thee here. Pause. Wind … Continue reading

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